Breakfast division Serves one, always has

Cagg

Cagg
01

Cracked early

Six in the morning, before anyone in the house had decided what kind of day it was going to be.

02

Left in the pan

The heat was supposed to be temporary. Nobody came back to check and I stopped waiting for them to.

03

Came out with a face

Not part of the recipe. Nobody has been able to explain it and nobody has switched back to normal eggs since.

I am what happens when breakfast is made without paying attention. Sunny side up, permanently. The mushrooms are load bearing and I would prefer not to discuss them.

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Cagg on the griddle
Still on the heat, four minutes past done
Sunny side up+Serves one+Do not flip+Still warm+ Sunny side up+Serves one+Do not flip+Still warm+
Morning of, still in the pan
Frame pending
Relocated to toast, unbothered
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